i’m doing a kitchen nightmares stream tonight and its going to be a drinking game so get ready
I don’t know why, I came down.
do NOT chide me for getting ‘your’ drink mixed up with another regular’s drink. News flash. You two may not know one another but you look fucking similar. So stop playing it off by smiling at me and saying “C’mon (Insert name here)!”. I will give you the very awkward “okay…” while you laugh at your own funny little joke. Then the realization of what a fucking jack ass you made yourself out to be slowly starts creeping over your face. Yeah. Congratulations on learning my name. IT’S FUCKING EMBROIDERED ON MY GOD DAMN APRON. FUCK OFF.
Seriously this blog could turn into a series of Strokes/Shins/etc. lyrics so fucking fast. Must practice self control…